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samarakoon11 Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Student General Artist
WOW! 
Your work is AMAZING!!!Clap 
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Firecat15 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015
前传:周五因观赏德葡凌晨大战过劳,睡醒后发现错过了一年一度的公司野合活动(野外团队合作精神训练,俗称“拓展”)。下午痛定思痛,决定和老婆大人自掏腰包去看《功夫熊猫》,以实际行动抵制赵半仙的傻逼倡议(靠,我以为丫多有名呢,搞了半天GOOGLE拼音都不能直接敲出丫的真名)

一向对电影不会不敢不能不举不评的我,决定破天荒地记录下这次观影的某一种高潮感受。若出谬误,实为鄙人眼神不好,脑子进水,但绝逼与伪装高潮无关。

6月20日,华星UME国际影城,国配IMAX版《功夫熊猫》,16时15分开场,看HIGH了。天津话开场:键盘这么一打呀,别的咱不夸,我夸一夸,电影里这个乌龟大王八。

熊猫固然可爱,但最强悍最心水的,非乌龟大师莫属。这个老东西,嘴上没毛,办事很牢。没牙的嘴巴说话时一抿一抿的,完全是赵本山演的老太太;长长的黑指甲指东就绝不打西,也不打白板红中,堪比慈禧太后老佛爷;背上的王八壳披了件休闲服,马上就有道袍气质,在一帮猪啊兔啊之类的老百姓面前飘逸,那气场,就和太上老君也即老子升天后的一样;手里也不是龙头杖,也不是龟头杖,就一破柴火棍……

但是,但是,但是他怎么TMD实在NB到如此那么非常的太JB酷了!

钦点神龙大侠那段,当时还老不死的乌龟打着太极踱着方步往台前走,打小听不懂北京话的我,瞬间灵魂附体,脑海深处不停传来“有范儿”“有范儿”的回声,听口音,还是黄健翔那种撕裂型的。

当老不死的真的老死的时候,那就更牛逼了。俗话说“千年王八万年龟”,看丫那哲学范儿的训诂,估计也活了得有一万多岁了。怎么就那么巧,我和坐在后排的一帮来自宝岛台湾的小盆友们,就有幸给亲眼目睹了一下“万年不遇”的乌龟之死。

说时迟,那时快,只见IMAX那超大的屏幕上,仙乐稀里哗啦飘飘欲仙欲死,桃花四散幸福无极得直冲云霄,乌龟随便拉了几句家常,就和鼠小弟大师拜拜了,喜丧得一踏糊涂啊。

在那一刻,我深深地体会到汉语的勃大茎深。毛主席说过,生得伟大,死得光荣。我觉得,乌龟必须得算一个,要不我和我自己急!什么叫“仙逝”?王八爷爷要不是,那字典里就不应该有这个词!什么叫“羽化成仙”?不提PHOTOSHOP的话,我都觉得这个成语就是从这儿来的!那桃花多羽啊,多化啊,多成仙啊!用无比酸腐的口吻和极端非理性的感性判断说一句:梦工厂动画在这一段所呈现出来的中国传统文化意象,非常到位,非常富有想象力,甚至超越了上海美术制片厂的昔日经典。

电影散场后,我眼前和心头被一个硕大的问号镇压得很难受:给乌龟大师配音的是哪位爷啊?回家就查,果然有心人在配音网留下了蛛丝马迹:老爷子叫吴文伦。如果老爷子在网上,请接受在下十指在键盘上大拜叩。您那满嘴跑气的无齿的声音一定是装出来的,对不对?那简直太亲切了,太逼真了呀!您老千万保重,千万要鹤发童颜长命百岁,千万多让俺们听听您的配音,我替我们这嘎达的千万影迷谢谢您了!

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kura-ou Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Gif by Emoxynha Misc Emoji (Happy Birthday Kawaii) [PMotes] by Jerikuto Gif by Emoxynha
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Amasov Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
Very best birthday wishes! :party: :cake:
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SweetteeStanley18 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Happy Birthday!Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D birthday cake Free Birthday Icon birthday cake Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D 
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BrokenRoses92 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
Happy Birthday
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Witch85 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Happy Birthday :party:
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LadyTrisha08 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
MenInASuitcase Happy Birthday!MenInASuitcase 
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conquest79 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
have a joyful bday
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RCWikkydArtist Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Student Filmographer
:clap: :party: :cake: Happy Birthday! :cake: :party: :clap:
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